A good reason why you shouldn't flirt.

A couple were invited to a swanky family masked fancy dress Halloween party. The wife got a terrible headache and told her husband to go to the party alone. He, being a devoted husband, protested, but she argued and said she was going to take some aspirin and go to bed and there was no need for his good time to be spoiled by not going. So he took his costume and away he went. The wife, after sleeping soundly for about an hour, woke without pain and as it was still early, decided to go to the party. As her husband didn't know what her costume was, she thought she would have some fun by watching her husband to see how he acted when she was not with him. So she joined the party and soon spotted her husband in his costume, cavorting around on the dance floor, dancing with every nice "chick" he could and copping a little feel here and a little kiss there. His wife went up to him and being a rather seductive babe herself, he left his new partner high and dry and devoted his time to her. She let him go as far as he wished, naturally, since he was her husband. After more drinks he finally he whispered a little proposition in her ear and she agreed, so off they went to one of the cars and had passionate intercourse in the back seat. Just before unmasking at midnight, she slipped away and went home and put the costume away and got into bed, wondering what kind of explanation he would make up for his outrageous behaviour. She was sitting up reading when he came in, so she asked what kind of time he had. "Oh, the same old thing. You know I never have a good time when you're not there." Then she asked, "Did you dance much?" He replied, "I'll tell you, I never even danced one dance. When I got there, I met Pete, Bill Brown and some other guys, so we went into the spare room and played poker all evening." "You must have looked really silly wearing that costume bplaying poker all night!" she said with unashamed sarcasm. To which the husband replied, "Actually, I gave my costume to your Dad, apparently he had the time of his life."

Shit.

Today started well, and escalated towards a great and an even awesome Wednesday. Apart from waking up early to send Mira to college, it was cool. Me, Fen and Mira went to KLCC and Sg Wang later in the afternoon. Mira went to do some shopping while i went to get some toiletries. Fen bought some games in Sg Wang and i bought some toys. My good buddy Fadhil met us there. So after we were done with retail therapy, we went down to our favourite mamak shop to dunk in some grub. The place wasn't packed, but there's no where to park my beloved Satria. So i left it at a sorta dark parking spot about 50 meters away from the mamak. When we were walking to the car later, i noticed that there's no reflection from the streetlights on the left-side window. Fuck. My heart raced. It's been a habit of mine to wind the windows up before shutting the engine, even when all the windows are already up, so something stinks. Fen and Fadhil started running towards the car. Somebody had broken the left-side window, blew glass all over the left side of the interior, opened the door and grabbed Mira's slingbag on the passenger side floor. Mira was shocked. We checked if anything else was missing. The stock radio is still there. My adidas sunnies were left untouched, so was Fen's Oakleys in the glovebox. My Victorinox pocket-knife was there, along with the house keys attached to it. And our shopping was still in the boot. Thank God that my car had it's wiring screwed a little, so the light-on-door-open thing was off.. leaving them in the dark on what to grab in the car. Loss and Damages: One (1) completely fucked up window; One (1) handphone (Mira's. Thank goodness she's on prepaid, or we had to go through the pains of making a police report to get another simcard); Two (2) xbox games; Three (3) *sob* toys; and some other stuff that was in the bag. Shit. I'm still a little bit shaken, but i'm alot more glad than angry. They could've ran away with the whole damn car if they had their way. I'm gonna be about RM200-RM300 poorer tomorrow from fixing the window. Ah well. Might as well get the car's central locking fixed and serviced while they're at it. Morale of the story, kids: Park your vehicles in a well lighted area. And don't leave your bags and whatnots in plain view from outside of the car. This is a public service announcement. Shit.